October 31st, 2008

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Reaction: Ugh.

So I started my day by reading this. 


I gained two insights from reading the whole thing:

1)  The weight-loss programs and rehabilitation centers helped an insignificant number of these people--most regained the weight, sometimes in weeks.

2)  These people were still getting laid regularly--frequently by their 110-130 pound spouses.  Conclusion:  anybody can get laid.  (I mean, just think how bad these people must smell!)

Also, I can't seem to eat my second Reese's peanut butter cup for breakfast now...
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